Goin' to the vending machine looking for some action
Got a bunch of quarters and I gotta put the cash in
Cheetos on the rack, man they look delicious
Havin' second thoughts, should I get some Cheese-Its?
Grab my cheetos go back to the table
Just about to sit down, bowels feel unstable
Go to the bathroom, gotta drop a deuce
Back at the table nothing but bad news
Who ate my cheetos!?
When I find this doucher I'm gonna fucking kill him
Ask the dude next to me, did he fuckin' see him?
Put my hands on my head, start to hyper-ventilate
What did I do to deserve this shitty fate?
"Dude are these them?" he says pointing to the ground
My eyes bug open, heart starts to pound
Found my fuckin' Cheetos, can't believe it's true!
Time to shove these Cheetos right in my fuckin' face!
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