Feel the Itch​/​Smell the Fun (demo)

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released September 2, 2012

Krikit-Guitar/vox
Joe-Bass/Vox
Alex-Drums*


Recorded and Mixed by Brady Aul @ Lemp Brewery

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Track Name: Poop
Sittin' my ass on porcelain,
That's right my bare tushy,
I don't use a seat cover
Do I look like a fuckin' pussy?

Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation

Now I feel the sweet release
Hear the satisfying plop
Takin' a shit is the bee's knee's
And I hope I never stop

Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation

Rubbing poop all over the walls
I've got poop all over my balls
People think that I'm outta my mind
Cuz I play with the shit from my behind

Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Defecation
Track Name: Violent masturbation
Open the closet door
Hang the rope up high
Put my head through the noose
Sure hope I don't die

(Choke yourself! Choke yourself!)
Grab your dick and stroke yourself!
(Choke yourself! Choke yourself)
Grab your dick and stroke yourself!

With a rope around your neck
Jerking off is so rad
If I should slip and fall
That would be really bad

(Choke yourself! Choke yourself!)
Grab your dick and stroke yourself!
(Choke yourself! Choke yourself!)
Grab your dick and stroke yourself!

When I cum all over the wall
Goddamn it feels so nice
Then I cut off my own balls
And feed them to my mice

(Choke yourself! Choke yourself!)
Grab your dick and stroke yourself!
(Choke yourself! Choke yourself!)
Grab your dick and stroke yourself!
Track Name: Wanker Man
Masturbate, Masturbate
Everybody loves to masturbate
When I'm spanking it to porn
I wanna cum all over the floor
Watch out, it's time to masturbate

Spankin' it, yankin' it
Everybody loves wankin' it
Got my lotion and paper towels
I'm gonna be here for a while
Look out, I've gotta masturbate

Jerkin' off, Jerkin' off
Everybody loves jerkin' off
Beating my monster on the floor
then my mom opens the door
Get out! Cuz I'm jerkin' off
Track Name: Speedball
Friday night, about to begin,
So I go out, buy some heroin
Go right home, stick it up my vein
But the kick wasn't the fuckin' same

You made a mistake
Your life I'm gonna take
You're just a bug
You sold me bad drugs
You're gonna die!

Friday night, gonna be insane
So I go out and buy some cocain
Go on home, put it up my nose
Let me tell ya,
Didn't do jack shit bro

You made a mistake
Your life I'm gonna take
You're just a bug
You sold me bad drugs
You're gonna die!

I made a mistake
I reached my due-date
I fucked up bad
I did some bad drugs, man
I'm gonna die!

I'm gonna die man,
I'm gonna die man,
I'm gonna die man,
Gonna die

I'm fuckin' dead.
Track Name: The Biggest Lie
You're a hypocrite
You're a piece of shit
When I hear you speak
It makes me fuckin' sick

Religion is the biggest lie
And I'm not gonna waste my time
Motherfucker wake up
They're feeding you lies

Eat your body, drink your blood
I won't take no part
Religion is the biggest lie
I won't fuckin' start

Religion is the biggest lie
And I'm not gonna waste my fuckin' time
Motherfucker wake up
They're feeding you lies
Track Name: Bored
Sittin' in my room
Bored outta my mind
Nothing to do to
Pass the time
I don't have any pot and I don't have any beer
My car is fuckin' broke and I can't get outta here

Nowhere to go, nothing to do
No one to talk to I'm losing my mind
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
No one to talk to I'm losing my mind

Flip on TV, nothing's on
I got so bored that I cleaned my bong
Calling everybody, no one answers
Sometimes i feel like fucking cancer

Nowhere to go, nothing to do
No one to talk to I'm losing my mind
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
No one to talk to I'm losing my mind
Track Name: Broken Record
You're a fucking cunt and everyone knows it
Always bitching all about the same bullshit
To tell the truth I'm starting to get so fucking sick of it

Blah-blah-blah is all I hear
You're always yelling in my ear
And I can't take it anymore.
Why don't you shut your fucking trap
Instead of letting your lips flap
All the fucking time!

Every single thing you say is fucking boring
Why don't you just go away and leave me be
Or kill yourself for the sake of all humanity

Blah-blah-blah is all I hear
You're always yelling in my ear
And I can't take it anymore.
Why don't you shut your fucking trap
Instead of letting your lips flap
All the fucking time!
Track Name: Cheetos
Goin' to the vending machine looking for some action
Got a bunch of quarters and I gotta put the cash in
Cheetos on the rack, man they look delicious
Havin' second thoughts, should I get some Cheese-Its?
Grab my cheetos go back to the table
Just about to sit down, bowels feel unstable
Go to the bathroom, gotta drop a deuce
Back at the table nothing but bad news

Who ate my cheetos!?

When I find this doucher I'm gonna fucking kill him
Ask the dude next to me, did he fuckin' see him?
Put my hands on my head, start to hyper-ventilate
What did I do to deserve this shitty fate?
"Dude are these them?" he says pointing to the ground
My eyes bug open, heart starts to pound
Found my fuckin' Cheetos, can't believe it's true!
Time to shove these Cheetos right in my fuckin' face!

Chow Down!
Track Name: Cruisin' for a Boozin'
We got a case of beer and nowhere to go
Gang Green blowin' out my stereo
One, two, three beers down
Lookin' for a party but none was found

Cruisin' for a boozin'
Drunk drivin' with nothin' to do
Cruisin' for a boozin'
Blastin' rad tunes kickin' back cold brews
Cruisin' for a boozin'
Drunk drivin' with nothin' to do
Cruisin' for a boozin' with you

Lookin' back in my rear-view
All I see is red and blue
Pedal to the metal, too drunk to drive
The cops'll never take me alive

Cruisin' for a Boozin'
Drunk drivin' with nothin' to do
Cruisin' for a boozin'
Blastin' rad tunes kickin' back cold brews
Cruisin' for a boozin'
Drunk drivin' with nothin' to do
Cruisin' for a boozin' with you
Track Name: Drink and Destroy
Got some brews, got the dudes
Got some chicks that are gettin' nude
Now it's time to roll a dube

Light it up, pass it around
We've got so many beers to pound
It's time to drink and destroy

What's the time? Party time!
When's it start? Every time!
Cuz every time is party time!
And party time is all the time!

Beer bong on the back porch
Domin' out the basement
Everybody's gettin' wasted

Keg-stand in the living room
Orgy in the kitchen
Everybody's gettin' naked
This party's fuckin' bitchin'

What's the time? party time!
When's it start? Every time!
Cuz every time is party time
And party time is all the time!
Track Name: Drunk in a Daycare
Passed out in the sandbox,
Used condoms on the slide
Beer cans lyin' everywhere
Almost every fuckin' night

Drunk in a daycare,
Slammin' down that liquid gold
Pissin' in tonka trucks
Bongin' beers with five-year-olds
Drunk in a daycare
Slammin' down that liquid gold
Pissin' in tonka trucks
Bongin' beers with five-year-olds

Eatin' their cookies
Drinkin' their milk
Pissin' on their carpet-squares
People passed out on the stairs

Drunk in a daycare
Slammin' down that liquid gold
Pissin' in tonka trucks
Bongin' beers with five-year-olds
Drunk in a daycare
Slammin' down that liquid gold
Pissin' in tonka trucks
bongin' beers with five-year-olds
Track Name: Hungover
Peelin' back my eye-lids layin' in bed
With this oh so familiar pain in my head
I go to the mirror to wash my face
Permanent marker all over the place
A mustache, titties, cock n' balls too
All because I drank too much fuckin' booze
I can't see straight, I can barely stand up
My head fuckin' hurts and I feel like shit

I'm hungover,
Hungover
Hungover

Goin' to work, clockin' in late
Man this day's gonna be fuckin' great
The boss is ridin' my ass all day
And this fucking headache just won't go away
I poop too much, I've got the beer shits
And every fucking customer's a total dick
Fuck this shit, I'm never drinking again
At least not until five P.M.

I'm hungover
Track Name: Jailbait City
At a show the other night
And this babe was lookin' alright
My eyes meet hers and she meets mine
Then I told my dick "it's clobberin' time!"

Fifteen'll get you twenty
Could be goin' to jail for some underage tail
Fifteen'll get you twenty

Went and took her by the hand
Led her sweetly to the can
Unzipped my pants, gave her a wink
Then I propped her ass on the bathroom sink

Fifteen'll get you twenty
Could be goin' to jail for some underage tail
Fifteen'll get you twenty

So it's after the show, right? And me n' her are standin' outside smokin' a cigarette and she says "Hey, would ya mind goin' down the corner store and pickin' me up a pack of smokes?" And I'm like "What the fuck? Is this a fucking joke!? How old are you?" I ask. "Fifteen" she replies as I look into her big blue eyes and my mind recoils in horror and what I did that night...

...BUT DAMN THAT SHIT WAS TIGHT

Fifteen'll get you twenty
Could be goin' to jail for some underage tail
Fifteen'll get you twenty
Track Name: No Patience
I don't know what I want
All I know's I want it now
Not sure how I'm gonna get it
but I'll get it somehow

I ain't got no I ain't got no I ain't got no fuckin' pateince
Track Name: Pizza n' Beer
I eat pizza every day
Eat it up with no delay
If you don't you're fucking lame
And you should hang your head in shame

(Eat pizza drink beer!)
Eat pizza drink beer!
(Eat pizza drink beer!)
Eat pizza drink beer!

I drink beer every night
Fills my evening with delight
Pizza n' beer's real outta sight
C'mon everybody get drunk tonight

(Eat pizza drink beer)
Eat pizza drink beer
(Eat pizza drink beer)
Eat pizza drink beer

Pizza n' beer, what a pair
Don't be stingy, fuckin' share
C'mon man that shit ain't fair
If you don't we're outta here

(Eat pizza drink beer)
Eat pizza drink beer
(Eat pizza drink beer)
Eat pizza drink beer